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	<title>BARNISM &#187; BIZARRE</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be Afraid</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2011/06/06/dont-be-afraid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Best Pop Video Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/12/02/the-best-pop-video-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 11:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>The Cramps live at Napa State Mental Hospital</strong><br />
Bryan Gregory in all his glory, someone reading a newspaper, the man in the dress, the man in the suit miming along.<br />
&#8220;Somebody told me you people are crazy &#8211; but I&#8217;m not so sure about that&#8221;</p>
<p>Domino:<br />
<p><a href="http://www.barnism.com/2010/12/02/the-best-pop-video-ever/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><br />
Drug Train:<br />
<p><a href="http://www.barnism.com/2010/12/02/the-best-pop-video-ever/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><br />
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<blockquote><p>In June 1978, The Cramps played a free concert for patients at the California State Mental Hospital in Napa, California. The Cramps were at the peak of their engaging sound. They had just finished recording &#8220;Gravest Hits.&#8221; Midway through the second song, a young woman commands the stage and begins sharing the mic with Lux. By the time the &#8220;Human Fly&#8221; is played a real ho-down is occurring on and off stage with the audience members dancing about, grabbing at the mic and embracing each other &#8211; all of which adds to the spectacle of this once-in-a-lifetime performance! Songs include: &#8220;Mystery Plane,&#8221; &#8220;The Way I Walk,&#8221; &#8220;Human Fly,&#8221; &#8220;Domino,&#8221; &#8220;Garbage Man,&#8221; and more.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dog as an Instrument</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/06/03/dog-as-an-instrument/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p>Found via the ever-awesome <a href="http://www.voodoovillage.co.uk/2010/05/awesome-dog.html">Voodoo Village</a>.</p>
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		<title>Wood Veneer Car</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/03/26/wood-veneer-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4440662760_3c5f15b9b5.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Wood Veneer Car" /></p>
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		<title>Clown on a Spacehopper</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/03/17/clown-on-a-spacehopper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p>Just because.<br />
More clown fun / creepiness <a href="http://www.barnism.com/2007/12/14/fear-of-clowns/">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ain&#8217;t No Stopping Us</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/03/17/aint-no-stopping-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p>Hardcore <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKjC_simy8" target="_blank">McFadden &#038; Whitehead</a> fan.</p>
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		<title>Local Heroes</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/02/11/local-heroes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p>Guillaume de <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome" target="_blank">Tourettes</a> sounds like a laugh.</p>
<p>Bigger below<br />
<span id="more-1373"></span><br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/barnism/4112073140/" title="Local Heroes" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2567/4112073140_850b184c24_o.jpg" width="800" height="600" alt="32" /></a></p>
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		<title>Nos Amis Les Chiens</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/02/07/nos-amis-les-chiens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu &#8211; Underwater Inventor</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2010/02/02/dr-yoshiro-nakamatsu-underwater-inventor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshiro_Nakamatsu" target="_blank">Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu</a> [above] holds the world record for inventions &#8211; over 3,000 in total &#8211; including the floppy disk, the karaoke machine, the taxi meter, the CD, the DVD and the digital watch.</p>
<p>He claims that many of his best ideas come underwater, at the moment half a second before death due to oxygen deprivation, and between midnight and 4am &#8211; what he calls &#8216;the golden time&#8217; &#8211; after which he gets four hours sleep &#8211; he says any more than 6 hours sleep a night leads to decreased brainpower.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Underwater there is no oxygen, therefore, just before death, 0.5 seconds before death, I can suddenly create new invention, because of lack of oxygen &#8211; brain condition is completely different from normal condition&#8230; Brain becomes completely different power and creates completely different new idea. Under the water suddenly comes from another world, different idea comes&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[I'm quoting verbatim, so as not to misquote]</p>
<p>In order to write down his ideas in the moment just after he has had them, he has also invented a notepad which can be used underwater.</p>
<p>He also doesn&#8217;t seem too hot on brainstorming for the purposes of invention:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Completely alone is very important &#8211; you know this so-called exchanging ideas several people discussing this, mean nothing to create new invention. Invention submit to only one person&#8230; every discussion is waste of time&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As for his motives for inventing: </p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not doing invention for make money, my special invention is love. By my invention, every people in the world will become happy &#8211; that is my love to them&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As heard on &#8216;<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007mhqc" target="_blank">Jon Ronson on Being Alone</a>&#8216;, radio program on BBC Radio 4.</p>
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		<title>Birdshit T-Shirt</title>
		<link>http://www.barnism.com/2009/11/25/birdshit-t-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BARNISM</dc:creator>
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<p class="limited">A bird shat directly onto me as I was cycling along. I heard a wet <em>thwap</em>, and looked down to find this. Looked quite nice, I thought.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/barnism/4095042815/" title="Birdshit T-Shirt" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4095042815_f192e4f59d.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Birdshit T-Shirt" /></a></p>
<p>More birdshit designs <a href="http://www.barnism.com/2006/06/12/birdshit-on-red/">here</a> &#038; <a href="http://www.barnism.com/2006/06/07/birdshit-blossom/">here</a></p>
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